plagnostic

A portmanteau term for "Platform Agnostic", accidentally coined by a stammering tech geek, meaning that program or app will run on any computer, phone or other similar device.

The app on Billy's phone was plagnostic, so he could pirate it to all his friends no matter which phone they had.

plagnostic by BradMc April 17, 2015

pragnostic 

a person who is completely practical about their belief in God and religion instead of blindly idealistic or dogmatic. Often used to confuse overzealous fundamentalists attempting to pigeonhole someone's beliefs.

Q:Do you believe in God?
A: I'm assuming you mean do I believe in YOUR God, which isn't a fair question at all. I'm pretty sure there is something bigger than myself, but I'm not an atheist or an agnostic which are labels you will use to judge me negatively. So to make you leave me alone I'll just tell you that I'm a pragnostic.

pragnostic by dawax January 23, 2011

prognosticate 

To predict or guess what will happen.

The weatherman prognosticated rain on Sunday.

prognosticate by lildyl214 April 1, 2016

Prognostication 

A method of wordsmithing someone else.

Dennis, that prognostication was so sick

Prognostication by Huk12 September 25, 2011

Slagnostic 

Someone who isn't sure if there is a god, and happens to have sex with a lot of people.

Girl #1: I don't know, there could be a god, but I'd rather forget about it and just fuck everyone.

Girl #2: You are such a slagnostic!

Slagnostic by mkmetalhead August 22, 2012

prognostician 

An expert in making predictions as to the prognosis or outcome of a disease/illness.

Dr. Logan, a phenomenal prognostician, was sick with the influenza virus, to which expertly and accurately predicted on Tuesday that he would be 100% better by Saturday.

prognostician by pope londs November 26, 2021