phlunch

When one (the "phluncher") vomits over someone (the "phlunchee") before punching them in the head in order to escape whilst the phlunchee comes to terms with the phlunching.

Normally used when there is a) a there is a extreme need to vomit b) no unoccupied toilets. Clubs are prime phlunching spots.

Phlunchee: "Ah man, I was so drunk the other day, went to the toilet in the club and was sitting there taking a dump when this guy bursts in and vomits over me!"

Friend: "What?! Did you hit him?"

Phlunchee: "I couldn't! He hit me first! I had to recover, wipe my ass, clean the vomit and then go and find him, but he'd run away by then!"

Friend: "Dude, you got phlunched pretty hard"

phlunch by Keyboard_cat October 12, 2010

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plunch

An increasingly popular term derived from the acts to plough and to lunch. The meaning is to engage in a session of sexual intercourse after (or with) lunch. Can also be applied to dinner (plinner) and breakfast (ploughfast).

I invited that cheerleader over and we enjoyed a long plunch.

plunch by Osi Umenyiora April 27, 2009

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Phlanch

a really good insult
also known as: gouche, taint and choda

Taylor: Your a phlanch!
Some Asshole: I cant make a better comeback than that so Fuck You!

Phlanch by PhlanchRanch January 17, 2010

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Plunchies

Characterized by the insatiable need for food while on the plane.

Flight attendant: Would you like to purchase a snack?
Me: *thinks about my gnarly plunchies*

ABSOLUTELY

OR
Man, while I was on the plane I ate so much I couldn’t get rid of my plunchies.

Plunchies by PoptheMolly January 6, 2020