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Quantum Nimbus 

An uncommon, aberrant atmospheric condition wherein multiple opposing jet streams violently converge to form colossal, hydronautic vapor columns as a result of haphazardly fluctuating climatic temperatures, intense friction and a microcosmic, atomization of subterfuged kinetic energy. In especially unique and volatile environmental circumstances, extreme barometric density builds and induces a tourbillion-like vacuuming effect, whereby coagulating particles accumulate into a voluminous mass, temporarily opening a 'quantum' realm where cosmic physical properties emanate translucent, paralytic neuromuscular macro-waves.
1 {Curious Observer A} - "Dude, look at that incredible cloud formation over the Superstition mountains!" {Curious Observer B} - "Dude, thats a freaking 'Quantum Nimbus!'"

2. {Meteorologist broadcasting to audience} - "We've got some breaking, urgent news for you right now, so please listen closely, then take shelter immediatley if you are anywhere in the vicinity of the east valley. If you take a look at the weather map, right here, you will notice this unusual, columnar cloud structure, which, miraculously enough is the first observable evidence of a 'Quantum Nimbus' folks! Yes, you heard right, 'Quantum Nimbus'; capable of unleashing interminal cosmic destruction, peril, paralysis and the immediate extrication of human beings from the surface of the earth into an alternate quantum metaphysical realm, forever!"
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Cannabis nimbus 

The ambient smoke cloud that results from smoking marijuana.
When the cop pulled us over, I rolled down the window and a cannabis nimbus spilled out of the car.
Cannabis nimbus by JimInCA October 20, 2006
/'nimbər/

noun

the unorthodox, somewhat dysfunctional couple that is Nick & Amber

adjective

getting crunk beyond all recollection. Usually accompanied by regrettable actions
"Did you get Nimber last night?"
"Yup. Got kicked out of the bar and the Uber!"
Nimber by voiceofabsolutereason October 17, 2020
Pronounced Nim-oo-ay, this chick is the personification of good times. A Celtic name, Nimue is often hot- headed but if you get on her good side she is amazing and fun to be around and never lacks for kind words and generosity.
girl : Nimue's sure feeling angsty today!
girl 2 : Yeah, but at least we know tomorrow she will be back to her kind loving self.
Nimue by karlipsoe June 14, 2013

Nimbussy 

When a type of rain cloud is very tight and wet
Damn bro have you seen that clouds Nimbussy?”
“Tyler shut the fuck up
Nimbussy by Elbow-Lover22 May 5, 2022
Kenyata's Way of Saying Number
"We are on Nimber 2"..>Wtf?....Nimber?