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neptunewanter 

On the IMDb message boards, this is what you call a manwhore who apparently has a girlfriend, has a job, plays AND coaches a sport, bodybuilds, goes to school full time and makes good grades, yet somehow still has time to get drunk off his ass every other day and spend hours at a time on the message boards having sexual conversations with any female user who will give him the time of day.
Look at that user, he says he has a girlfriend but he never talks about spending time with her. All he does is come on here and mack it to that user named Hope. What a neptunewanter.
neptunewanter by LaineyBaby March 27, 2008
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Neptunewanter 

On the IMDb, who is a total creep. He is the type to think with only his dick. Therefore, he puts himself and other people, females that is, in situations that are rather bad. Then on top of that, instead of taking responsibility for his behaviors, he blames the female. For example saying things such as, “Well, she asked for my naked picture. Well, she is obsessed with me.” One of these days, he will have sex with a minor, then say the following, “Well, I didn't know she was 10.” If he stopped thinking with his penis, he maybe would have figured her age out.

On the IMDb, who is basically an inconsiderate person. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL EXPERIENCES!

On the IMDb, who is just a dumb party boy. All he does is drinks, parties and sexually objectifies females.

On the IMDb, who is arrogant. You wonder how he has time to go on the computer and flirt with every girl on the board with his active life. With his active participation in sports, the social scene, and whatever else he wants to add.

On the IMDb. who will become a future rapist. But, not any rapist. I'm talking about the date rape rapists. Not the gang rape rapists, not the ones that just hide in the bushes and pop out of nowhere. I'm talking about the ones that say the following things when you take him to court, “You lied! You wanted it! I didn’t force myself on you! You are a slut, who is in love with me.”

On the IMDb, who lies. If you read what he writes, he is always changing his story. He said that he had a 15 year old girlfriend and he was 17. He said that he loved her and that she wanted to take it to the next level. You know, sex? But, he loved her so much that he wanted to wait. Well, after that he tells these stories about having sex with her at McDonalds. What happened to the sweet, sensitive Neptunewanter, that wanted to wait? Then, no more than a month later, he said that his girlfriend is 19. What happened to the 15 year old that he loved so much? Also, if he was 17, originally and he just had a birthday, how can he still be 17? Either he makes a lot of typos with a lot of miscommunication. or he is lying.

On the IMDb, that has some pictures, where he looks like a 30 something, made of wax, freak. That overdid it on the steroids.
Neptunewanter is a future rapist. If he hasn't completed this goal already.
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neptunewanter 

On IMDB message boards, the word for a very very very very very very very very very sexy guy.
Girl: "Ugly pic, you wish you were a neptunewanter."
neptunewanter by Jakey_Poo February 23, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026