moooker 

a fagget ass kid dating some sexy ass bitch

"rachel shouldnt be dating moooker shes way to sexy"

moooker by yeahh buddy August 28, 2008

Mooker 

any redditor who regularly uses r/196

redditor 1: posts stupid femboy content on r/197
redditor 2 (in comments): back to 196 you go, Mooker!

Mooker by thechikinman August 16, 2023

Mooker Spooker 

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

Mooker Spooker by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

mooker 

Short for "man hooker"

Dude, you slept with both Elaine and Jennifer? You're such a mooker!

mooker by ingvild=] December 15, 2009

mooker 

Slang for an Ecstasy pill

Yo son, I took 2 mookers before the club last night! I was trippin!

Ecstasy; E; X; XTC; Rolls; Beans; Adam

Slang for an Ecstasy pill

mooker by piff man November 12, 2008

mooker 

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

mooker by Dylan July 23, 2004

mooker 

a substitute for a cuss word, or a phrase to call someone that’s being annoying

“aw mookers i forgot my sweatshirt at my house!” or “ugh you’re suck a mooker”

mooker by mylalol February 21, 2021