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Knife Monopoly 

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.
Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
Knife Monopoly by Better526 April 15, 2020

Menopopsicle 

When a menopausal coworker selfishly commandeers the thermostat, setting it to about 66 degrees, the result is one where all office employees feel frozen and turn to a menopopsicle state.
“Wow Molly, why is it so cold in here? It’s Stephanie again, she has commandeered the thermostat and is turning us all into menopopsicles! This happens every day
Menopopsicle by DDshmutzy October 9, 2012

Knife monopoly 

Basically a normal Monopoly game but the losers all get a knife placed in them
John: Hey guys anybody want to play knife Monopoly?
Jeff:
Harry:
Joshua:
Erik:
John: Oh shit I forgot I won last game
Knife monopoly by Vortexpug July 22, 2019

Monopoly 

A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.
Cop1: What's the problem?
Cop2: It appears this family played monopoly.
Cop1: How many died?
Cop2: 3 children and 1 adult.
Monopoly by ChildHandler October 9, 2016

Monopoly 

Ruining friendships since the 1960's.
Friend: Hey you landed on Mayfair with a hotel on you owe me $800
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*throws Monopoly board on the floor*
Monopoly by umadbronie October 26, 2012

monopolus 

monopolus
x:yo FIAMA GANG is really taking over music scene in sud italy
y:monopolus
monopolus by fckyourclique November 26, 2021