middled 

What something does after the end of the start and before the start of the end.

2009 started great, middled lousy, and ended on an up note.

middled by scotte61 December 31, 2009

Middled 

To be riddled and molested down the middle, simultaneously.

I was absolutely middled last night on Fifa by a guy using that 85 Diatta.

Middled by Lothar Rudolph March 14, 2021

middled it 

Hitting an object in the center with an anvil from a hight.

Mate, you have completely middled it

middled it by lukarr November 5, 2017

high middled 

much like high lowed, were the ball carrier in football is hit up high near his head or shoulders and is hit in the back of his legs at the same time. This is when the ball carrier is hit up high near his head and hit in the lower back near the kidneys at the same time.

"Did you see the game last night when devon hester was high middled on the kick return, it flipped him completly over. I surprised he walked away from that one!"

high middled by jacob1012 December 4, 2009

malcom bridge middle school 

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.

Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad

malcom bridge middle school by 6969797696696 February 9, 2020

Malcom bridge middle school 

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls

Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes

Malcom bridge middle school by Hoemama’s November 3, 2019

silver haired middle aged white man 

A coach, team owner, athletic director or public official who publicly excuses , colludes or conceals the illegal activities of an athlete/s for financial or professional gain to the detriment of wider society.

They can usually be found in newspaper and TV puff pieces defending the athlete with proclamations of "He did a bad thing and he regrets it , but he's good now."

Person 1 : "Did you see the news? The running back of (Insert sports team) just got arrested for breaking some guys face because he cut him up in traffic.
Person 2: Ahhh shit there goes our season he is going to have to go to jail.
Person 1: Nah his silver haired middle aged white man will be on the phone to the sheriffs office getting that shit squashed.

silver haired middle aged white man by ?fruit March 31, 2017