microwaved 

moderately high

in beetween the stages of easy baked and dutched out

thanks for catchin me a buzz man, im not fuckin ripped, but at least im pretty microwaved

microwaved by bill hinrichsen May 1, 2005

Microwaved 

When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.

I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.

Microwaved by Poopcicle007 August 1, 2018

microwaved 

to get hotter over time in a physical and superficial sense after seeing a previous photo of someone.

Saf you totally got microwaved

microwaved by ryan bambi November 28, 2010

microwaved 

adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

Virginia: You smoked, didn't you?

Komal: . . . can u tell?

Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved.

microwaved by the ex emcee November 9, 2017

Microwaved 

Verb.

1. When you've gotten high earlier in day and you start feeling sober so you decide to smoke again.

2. A term used typically by stoners; this means that he/she who is intoxicated is so high that they feel fuzzy and jittery as if they've just exited a microwave.

"Dude I'm ridiculously baked" "I feel you. I'm microwaved as hell and it's got me feeling like a hot pocket"
"After hitting this I feel microwaved."

Microwaved by Intelligible Lizard June 5, 2018

Microwaved 

a sexual term. when you cover your dick in hot sauce and have sex with a female

friend: hey, I microwaved jenny last nice

you:nice

Microwaved by matsh December 3, 2010

Microwaved 

When a girl looks so filthy it's as if she has a dry film over her, like a microwaved lasagna

Hey man, have you seen that give over there, she looks propper microwaved

Microwaved by applevision December 5, 2017