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Mega Troller 

Someone who frequents a forum in such an intensity that it is expected that they will have an opportunity to post on any topic within minutes of the post having been submitted originally.

A Mega Troller may post relevant or irrelevant items, as Trolls from Lord of the Rings never seemed too bright, but always make coherent or incoherent noise. They never sneak up on you or observe silently.
Suppose there's two users, User1 is a Mega Troller. User2 is a person starting a new topic on a forum.

- User2 posts a new topic at 10:03am.
- By 10:08am, User1 has already submitted at least 1 reply to the new topic.
- Every 3rd post on the forum is from the same user, regardless of the section.
Mega Troller by Instinct121 October 7, 2009
A metatroll is an internet troll who trolls by deliberately provoking or 'feeding' other internet trolls, attempting to make them believe that people are reacting seriously to the original troll attempt, or attempting to provoke other people into believing the metatroll has fallen for the original troll when in fact the metatroll has not done so.
Troll on Yahoo! Answers: 'OMG I just sat on the baby I was babysiting and broke its neck how do I dispose of the body Casey Anthony style!!1?1'
Metatroll: 'Ur an awful humna beingg and I have reported this to the policce, the CIA, and the UN!'
Original troll: 'NOO but it was totes non-deliberate!!'
And so on.
metatroll by Valaraukarsbane September 4, 2011
A metatroll is someone who is trolling someone else who is clearly a troll.
Person 1 (troll)- Man, I hate prank sites so much. That last one I saw was gross. They're just so stupid. They take no thought or consideration to make; everyone who likes them is an idiot.

Person 2(metatroll)- Hey, you should try going to this site called pen island. It's got a lot of people who think the same way as you.

Person 3- Dude, you're trolling a troll right now. You're totally metatrolling.
metatroll by Metatroller June 29, 2011

megatroll 

Thirstiest motherfucker I know. 110% shameless. Restraining orders were made for this dude. Unironically thinks "give me that OnlyFans" is a good pickup line. Homeboy really wants to cut hair, dreams of being a stylist. Queerer than a three dollar bill. Will threaten to suck your cock. Don't give him your number he will ask for dick pics.

"While you were partying, I studied the cock. While you were having faithful heterosexual intercourse, I mastered the prolapse." -megatroll (probably)
- Is that guy really asking for OnlyFans again?
- Yeah, dude is being a total megatroll.
megatroll by okenfuss December 6, 2021

blue-vein meatroll 

Sex organ located on the male's body used to transfer semen or man gravy to the vagina or a hoe bag's face!
Man, when that hoe saw the size of my blue-vein meatroll, I had to put beach towels on the floor to sop up her leakage!
Online web forum user convinced of own superiority and intellect when actually posessing neither of these qualities. For further reading, see metasapien
Oh hallelujah, the metatroll has returned to plague us all.
Metatroll by Dee-saster August 13, 2006