massachusettes 

An imaginary location dreamed up by two people who can't spell.

I want to make fun of people from Massachusetts, so I'm going to make an urban dictionary entry for Massachusettes, 'cause I'm a huge douche.

massachusettes by assachusetts June 3, 2009

Massachusettes 

1.a state
2.residents are called "Massholes"
3.drivers in mass are referred to as "Massholes" more specifically
4.aforementioned definition is usually used by New Jerseyians
5. the state thats fuckin tits, teh stank buddah of all states
6. we got boston kreme donuts bitchez!!
7. home of the biggest waste of money...The Big Dig!!(15 billion and counting)
8. weird bostonian accent

masshole 1:I paaked the kaa in the yaad
masshole 2:I cut some gay New Jersian off on the Mass Pike
masshole 3:i had to detour cuz the big dig was still being a waste of money yo
masshole 4:yeah well i cut some guy off while talking on my cell phone and eating a boston kreme donut
steve:im from Massachusettes

Massachusettes by Patrick from Atown November 26, 2006

Massachusettes 

Full of Massholes
Rhode Island is better, and so are their drivers

Girl- Hey, where are you from?
Masshole- Oh, I just moved here from Massachusettes
Girl- EWWW GET AWAY FROM ME MASSHOLE!

Massachusettes by An Awesome Rhode Islander October 18, 2011

Massachusettes Mailbag 

A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.

An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.

Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.

Massachusettes Mailbag by Scottimius September 6, 2008

massachusettes college of liberal arts 

This is a small liberal arts based college in North Adams Ma. The resources here suck and it feels like it's in ancient times with the technology. It feels more like a high school than a college. With a population of like not even 2,000 students everyone knows everyone. There is tons of gossip, the sports suck, and best of all you can't even allow more then one person into your dorm. Absolute bullshit, the rules here are pathetic. Also there is only one street off campus you can party it and it's full of townies. Pines are the only people that actually turn up at this school.

massachusettes college of liberal arts

massachusettes college of liberal arts by thatguy2318 November 5, 2013

Northbridge Massachusettes 

Northbridge also known as "The Town of Lowlifes". With the highest rate of drop outs , drug addicts , whores and wanna be gangsters it is not a place one should be proud of living in. Girls activities consist of flirting screwing and attempting to steal other girls boyfriends as well as doing anything humanly possible for attention like posing with there shirts lifted high or pulled down too low. As for the guys, they tend to drift to the "village" a place where drug addicts freely distribute, buy and intake drugs of all kinds. Coke, perks and marijuanna tend to be the most common. Their also known for knocking up these sluts and leaving them for another, resulting in atleast 6 kids by the age of 20. Lets just say this is a town most tend to avoid at all cost ! The only ones worth respecting are the old people in nursing homes and ones that avoid the slum of the town as much as they can.

Residents of Northbridge Massachusettes daily routine -sniff perks , get tatted up with aid infested needles and attempt to be as hardcore as possible.

Northbridge Massachusettes by 0nly$p3akth@truth November 5, 2011

Swansea, Massachusetts 

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

Swansea, Massachusetts by oceancats March 7, 2017