malhan
very bad at gaming, usually he is from KSA Al Ha'il. He should quit csgo and cola best in middle east
malhan by uknown123123xD May 9, 2018
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Callum Machan
AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
Malibu Manhandler
A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.
Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.
After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.
Malibu Manhandler by The Big Bag May 24, 2009
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MaLaney
A fun, outgoing girl. Doesnt belong to a certain crowd. She could care less whether you like her or not. She has an amazing personality and can make anyone laugh. Usually very pretty and is a great, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend.
MaLaney by A-Balla 2010 November 18, 2009
Malana
A Malana is the prettiest, the nicest, most caring, and sweetest girl in the world. The best girlfriend anybody could ever ask for,will always be there for you. Usually quiet but knows everything. So forgiving and kind hearted once she cares about you that care will be there forever.
malbank
One of the chaviest schools in Cheshire
Full of pregnant women and 13 year olds with 4 inch erections
The lads think they are ten men because most of them live in Crewe
Full of pregnant women and 13 year olds with 4 inch erections
The lads think they are ten men because most of them live in Crewe
malbank by cheshirexposed December 17, 2018