1: regretting buying a mac instead of a computer.
2: a program crashing on a mac (despite the commercials, yes it does happen, and quite a bit. ESPECIALLY with design software)
1: This shiny toy isn't enough for me, I should have bought a real computer. I've made a huge maccident.
2: This thing just had a maccident all over my desktop.
I was at bro bro's house and I made his girl friend laugh so hard she squirt herself, I was just being funny I didnt mean to mack on her, it was a maccident