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verb. coined by B.K.

When you've been blacklisted from an Alpha Chi formal
David got laned from Alpha Chi formal because he blacked out on the golf course.
laned by axo1885 March 29, 2017
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fast-laned 

When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
fast-laned by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014

leper-laned 

When ordering food from a drive-thru restaurant, if your order is sufficiently exceptional or complex that you are directed to pull forward to a parking space.
Ted insisted on his fries being extra crispy, so we got leper-laned.
leper-laned by Sensei Ted November 18, 2012

Lois Laned 

One who retaliates to getting "supermaned" by scrubbing one's asshole with his toothbrush.
Girl 1 : I heard you got supermaned

Girl 2 : yeah I scrubbed muh aney with his white rod....I lois laned that bro!!!
Lois Laned by i740solid August 30, 2009
The mis-pronounced version of the wordbrilliant” that was said by @ widdytitty (on tiktok) ‘s mom throughout her and her brothers childhood.
You and you’re brother finished your chores? Oh, how pre-land of you two.
pre-land by nickiminajforprez January 27, 2021

Status Symbol Land 

A mildly mocking synonym for the United States. It originated in the song “Another Pleasant Valley Sunday” written, in 1967, by American song writing duo Gerry Goffin and Carole King. The song, recorded by American group the Monkees, highlights an obsession that Goffin and King thought was common to many Americans namely to increase their status. To have a bigger house, a better car, more televisions, more of everything than anyone else to show how “important” they are. They don’t actually need all this stuff, they just want them as status symbols.

Now before anyone gets pissed off and rejects this definition, think about it; the phenomenon may be more widespread and common than people think, why do so many people try to get a definition on Urban Dictionary? Is it to include a new definition, or a variant of an existing definition to increase the useful content of Urban Dictionary, or is it to give them something to boast about to their friends, a status symbol?

Incidentally, if you think Goffin and King were being too general about Americans and status symbols consider the group that recorded the song, the Monkees. They were manufactured by the American music industry in an attempt to rival the Beatles, so were the Monkees musicians or an attempt at a status symbol?
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in status symbol land.
With thanks to Gerry Goffin and Carole King.
Status Symbol Land by AKACroatalin November 22, 2015