knit-knit 

Orderly and neat in appearance or procedure, use so because a knit item is securely interwoven and tight.

Dude, The parents are coming over, make sure the apartment is on the knit-knit. I think I left a roach next to the tub.

knit-knit by Jonathan January 13, 2005

knit-wit 

knit-wit: A person with a flair, knack or love of the knitting/crocheting craft; Handy with yarn and needles; A knitting/crocheting enthusiast.

Jan could hardly contain herself about the upcomming knitting cruise. "Yes. that Jan - she's a real knit-wit!"

knit-wit by isabelydancer00 July 28, 2010

Knit Wave Cap 

A knit wave cap is a wave cap that is made by knitting yarn. has some of the best knit wave caps around. Knit wave caps are usually worn by black people, and in David Spate's video of PORN (Prisoners on the Run NIGGA) talk video on YouTube, his nigga John Ollie is featured wearing a knit wave cap.

Damn where you get that Knit Wave Cap? From a site named Nigga that stuff is the shit now.

Knit Wave Cap by AFB64 November 2, 2011

knit my socks

A more discreet way to say “kill myself” if you’re in front of people who will get offended easily.

Ava: Mr. Metzler’s class is so annoying. He assigns way to much homework.

Alaina: I agree. It makes me want to knit my socks.

knit my socks by my mauw November 7, 2018

Knit her a scarf

(Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.

Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.

Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.

Knit her a scarf by N0Nlethal December 8, 2009

Gee, you knit? 

What did 50 cent say after his mom gave him a handmade sweater for Christmas?

Gee, you knit!

Gee, you knit? by d-Mack April 29, 2004

Knit

Knit is another term for committing suicide. Thinking about knitting is the equivalent to contemplating suicide.

Dude, go knit!
I'm knitting right now.

Knit by Pluto E. October 28, 2018