klonkers

I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.

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Honka-galonker-klonkers

"Yo Centorea from Monster Musume has some Honka-galonker-klonkers"

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The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.

You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...

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A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

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Those are some nice kronkers you got there, Bill.
It's too hot for kronkers today

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Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

klinkers by Jon October 10, 2004

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"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store

Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?

Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry

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