kliego 

one of the best ships in the entire world lol

#westanklausanddiego

“Hey did you read that one kliego fanfiction?”

“You mean that really good ships’ fanfiction?”

“Yes.”

“Not yet.”

kliego by wacky-taxi October 2, 2020

Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.

Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.

Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010

Klingon sex 

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.

"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.

Klingon sex by PimpWyld November 28, 2004

klingon beer

Term used to describe any nasty off brand or discount beer, that was brought to a party.

I wanted an MGD, but all they had left was some kind of klingon beer.

klingon beer by MACV July 21, 2008

Xan Kriegor 

In 2291 when 'Consensual murder' is legalized Xan Kriegor rose up from the underbelly of society and began to compete in the Liandri Tournament, later renamed the Unreal Tournament. Having already been infamous more numerous winnings in former tournaments, it was no surprise to see him become the winner of the first tournament. He leads the Liandri Corporation sponsored team - "The Corrupt". Yet it 2293, Malcolm, a human, unseats Xan who goes into a hiatus at the Liandri Corporation Headquarters for upgrades. Then in 2303 (year of Unreal Tournament 2004). Gorge who'd defeated Malcolm the year before, Malcolm himself, and Xan Kriegor all have their own sponsored teams and compete in the tournament.

Xan Kriegor, supposed leader of the Liandri Corporation.

Xan Kriegor, bitched by Malcolm.

Xan Kriegor, back for revenge.

Xan Kriegor by BonusStage April 15, 2006

Klingon Arse-Pinch 

The name for a sudden tug of the hair in the perianal region, often caused by the accidental shifting of an undergarment; also, to surprise someone by giving their perianal hair a tug; can refer to the cause behind a person unexpectedly yelping, or leaping to their feet, for no outwardly apparent reason.

Karen and Soneli were quietly watching TV, when Soneli leapt to her feet with a shriek, as if she had received a vigorous Klingon arse-pinch.

Klingon Arse-Pinch by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner, April 22, 2006

Klingon President 

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

The Trumpster has been called the Klingon President due to his increasingly apparent authoritarianism, prideful ruthlessness, appetite for paid sex, mood swings, lack of empathy and clear attempts to create a barbaric caste system fueled by dreams of a racially divided social hierarchy paralleling dictatorships that appear to thrive while relying on slave labor!

Klingon President by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2020