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Literally the sweetest girl ever.
This name can be traced to Katama, a beautiful place on the island of Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts. If it can be from anywhere else I would love to know! Anyway, on to the girl. Katama is a bubbly personality and has no time for your crap. She only has friends she wants and will be hesitant to mess with the format of her squad. She is normally on the smaller side and loves to dress trendy and nicely. Everyone, young and old, love to be around Katama. She is extremely caring and loves babies and children. Katama is a great friend and you will benefit from knowing her.
Girl1: hey have you met Katama
Girl2: yes!! She helped me when I fell off my bike, that’s how we met

-Scenerio 2
Boy1: Oml Katama is so nice! She invited all her friends - including me- to this huge party on Saturday! Are you coming?
Boy2: no... I don’t think she wants anything to do with me.. probably becuase I pushed her friend off a bike.
katama by Ispendtoomuchtimeonline December 29, 2017
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Karamazov Law

How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
When asked why Karen bombarded social media with pics of her relationship, even though he cheated on her twice, Manuel rolled his eyes and muttered "Karamazov Law..."
Karamazov Law by HailHydraforce January 7, 2021

Katawa dick 

A name given to the effect of popular visual novel Katawa Shoujo on one's sexual feelings. Guys often download the game, expecting some fappable material, but are then affected by the feels and lose their sexual appetite. At its most extreme, this is a temporary form of erectile dysfunction. Rin's route is a good way to achieve this.
"He downloaded the game looking for a cheap sexual thrill, but then he got that Katawa dick, and he wasn't fapping for a long time after."
Katawa dick by korskfan September 13, 2014

Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.
"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
Andrew's katana by millsad November 8, 2015

karamatsu 

Character from the anime "osomatsu-san" he is known for his blue colored hoodie, painfully caring attitude and sexiness. His cool and painful personality makes him the least liked brother of the sextuplets. His biggest insecurity is being ignored. Because Karamatsu is the least liked brother between the brothers, he is popular with the viewers. Also a NEET
Why do you have a shirt with your face on it? You're turing into a karamatsu girl
karamatsu by #1KARAMATSU GIRL August 19, 2016

katimavik 

Under the disguise of a Canada's Leading Youth Volunteer program, it's a science experiment gone awry, lasting nine months and consisting with the strangest group of 17-21 year olds imaginable. The "Katimaviktims" (clever, oh ho ho) live with 10 other strangers and volunteer 8 hours a day in three different parts of Canada. The program includes making 10 page protocalls to go pee, enduring weekly house meetings that are more painful than plucking out your own eye, turning vegitarian or learning to loathe vegitarians, creating screaming wrestling matches over lifted toilet seats, dishes, lint traps, or music, and still somehow managing to get an amazingly positive life-altering experience.

Just don't ever mention toilet seats.
Recently graduated highschool student/frustrated university dropout/bored drifter: What's this? Katimavik? A free travelling program offered by some abstract arm of the Canadian government? Promised self discovery? What's there to lose?
katimavik by A Katimaviker April 25, 2006

katamari damacy

The absolute greatest and best video game ever made, wherein a large ball of stuff is rolled around, picking up other stuff until it gets larger and can pick up bigger stuff.

Defeated Godzilla.
katamari damacy by Flynn Taggart November 9, 2004