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A highly intoxicated way of carrying yourself;

While recanting alcohol related tales, used as a replacement to someones first name to describe their unusual, comical, or promiscuous behavior.
After about 15 drinks I go into junkyard mode.

Junkyard Jones told the cab driver he was going to wrap him in foil with butter and cook him on his own running car engine.

He was definitely junkyard when he fell down the stairs and knocked over strippers like bowling pins.

What a junkyard move that was telling that guy you were going to mount his wifes head like a deer because you liked her nose.
junkyard by TinoFett June 11, 2006
The area containing and surrounding ones junk. In men, junk is the penis and balls. With women, junk may be used as a euphemism for vagina
His ex-girlfriend wouldn't leave him alone, so he put up a "No Trespassing" sign on his junkyard.

Dude, keep your hands away from my junkyard!
junkyard by firenipples45 June 28, 2007
A euphemism for ass/booty/anal, in the context of anal sex.
"Oh man, she let me do her in the junkyard last night."

"Dude, I put my tongue in her junkyard and she came like crazy."

"I don't junkyard gets."
Junkyard by dirdywordy March 8, 2013
a male strip club, usually where people have hens nights.
hey elise u wanna go 2 that junkyard down the road from bettys. we can stay at bettys after.

i heard that new junkyard is really good, wanna go check it out?
junkyard by handcuffson April 5, 2008
"Junkyard" is the best word to describe DVD players and boomboxes without remote controllers, as these appliances are commonly found in junkyards whilst no longer having remote controllers. For example, that one old LaserDisc player manufactured on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 you has once found in a junkyard, that has lost its remote controller for quite a while.
"Junkyard" perfectly sums up those old DVD players and boomboxes missing their remote controls. Like that LaserDisc player from Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, that you found in the junkyard—now just a relic without its remote.
junkyard by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025