homocrisy 

An act committed by a guy who says, "Fags..." when he sees two gay men kiss, but "Hot!" when he sees two lesbians kissing.

Dude 1: Dude those two chicks making out are so fuckin hot.
Dude 2 (to himself): Thats homocrisy dude.

homocrisy by number 42 March 16, 2010

Hypocrisy

Hypocrisy is when you go against something that you preach or believe in

A lesbian using a dildo is pure hypocrisy

Hypocrisy by Scotch Jock December 15, 2021

hypocrisy

Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.

It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.

Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.

Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."

Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"

*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*

hypocrisy by cropduster777 May 13, 2009

parental hypocrisy

When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.

Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."

parental hypocrisy by The Deab April 19, 2017

homocrite 

A public figure who acts straight, and even denounces pro-homosexual policies, yet hypocritically engages in homosexual acts in secret.

Pastor Ted Haggard is homocrite.

homocrite by avaron November 5, 2006

homobrosyne 

When bros share a common joke, or "one mind"
From the Greek word Homophrosyne, "of one mind" (Originally from the Odysses)

A) Dude did you see the catch...
B) ...by Victor Cruz?
A) Homobrosyne!

homobrosyne by Bro65432y43234 November 17, 2013

Hypocrisy

The term used to describe engaging in activities while telling others not to do the same thing.

Hypocrisy is a terrible thing. It will destroy your reputation if you engage in it.

Hypocrisy by Qwickable August 28, 2021