hetebro

A straight bro who's extreme uncomfortableness with homosexuality secretly means he really wants it in the bum.

When I wear meggings all the hetebros stare at my ass until they realize I'm a dude then they get all freaked out and uncomfortable. Then they check out my ass one more time.

hetebro by rdub March 14, 2014

Hetebro sexual 

When you and your homie both like girls but neither of you can get any so you fuck each other instead.

"So I hear you two having sex at night. are you both gay?"
"Nah dude, we're hetebro sexual"

Hetebro sexual by RealLesbro June 8, 2018

Hetero-Demisexual 

A Hetero-Demisexual is someone being sexually attracted to the opposite gender, but only when a strong emotional bond is formed.

“Yo she’s a hetero-demisexual, right?”
“Yeah, man. She likes the opposite gender, but only loves someone when a strong bond is formed.”
“Cool!”

Hetero-Demisexual by VictoriousQueen September 2, 2018

No Hetero 

A phrase, similar to "no homo", made when a sexual innuendo is implied but not meant to be in any way sexual. (Utilized between opposing genders)

Girl: Thanks so much for sending me the powerpoint!

Guy: No problemo, anything for you Sally, no hetero ;

No Hetero by Jo Singh November 3, 2009

Heterodrunk 

When a homosexual begins hitting on his female friends whilst in a state of inebriation.

Dude, i was totally heterodrunking on Sasha and Hannah last night.

Heterodrunk by The Ditch Bitch July 3, 2009

heterbrosexual

The friendship between two straight men that transcends a sexual nature but can be mistaken for homosexual attraction. This is a more serious level than Bromance.

Dude, you guys are totally heterbrosexual for each other...

heterbrosexual by Trayce January 10, 2013

Heterochromia 

An eye condition in which one eye has a separate color than the other eye. Can be put into 3 categories: complete (one eye is a completely separate color than the other eye), central (one or both eyes has a ring of a different color surrounding the pupil), and sectoral (a portion of the iris of one, or both, eye(s) has a separate color than the rest of the iris(es)). Heterochromia is quite cool. I suggest that y’all who have heterochromia to use it to get a girl into you. It might work. Trust me, I have complete heterochromia myself.

Reagan: “Wow, I really like your eyes. They’re so cool with two different colors.”
Dustin: “Yeah, I have complete heterochromia. It’s said that it only affects 6 out of every 1,000 people.”
Reagan: “That’s so awesome.”
Dustin: “Wanna go out?”
Reagan: “Sure.”

Heterochromia by Remix🤨 June 13, 2018