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Handing out naps 

When someone beats another person to the point of unconsciousness, usually in reference to a fist fight such as those seen in viral videos
Did you see the video of that old man who got harassed by some punk teenagers? He got fed up and started handing out naps.

Handing a pepsi to the police 

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.
Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.
Shit, we’re handing in papers
handing in papers by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018

handing out pamphlets 

The term “handing out pamphlets” is a saying by that means someone was spreading information for negative or illogical reasons
I told her about my break up and she started “handing out pamphlets” at the reunion

One-handing 

To use one hand to hold a sex-partner off the ground while fucking.
"I am going to be one-handing that girl by the end of the night."
One-handing by Kizzeaton December 11, 2009

Dan Handing 

A young adult which shows much concern for the people around him. He has a great capacity for compassion and patience, even though sometimes, he can be a bit brash. If he is kept in company of one's self, a great feeling will overcome you mind, believed to be realated to happiness. He has an avid belief that all humans are god, thinking and dwelling together on this plane of perception. He is sometimes seen as lucid or farfetched, but will neverhteless leave you feeling comfortable and free.
Man, that Dan Handing sure is fun!

Did you know Dan Handing?
Dan Handing by dhENTHUSIAST February 4, 2010