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hamhanded 

an individual (usually a chick) with grossly oversized mittens.
That hamhanded Biatch can sure play the violin
hamhanded by FergieMD November 30, 2005
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Hamhandling 

The complete and total pleasuring of a woman by any means necessary.
Roberto gave that Busty Blonde Waitress from Pub Italia the Hamhandling of a lifetime.

Hammaded 

Verb used to imply that a person has absolutely choked a reply to a message. This includes, but is not limited to: dad replies, stupid questions and being an overall npc in a group chat
As usual, he has absolutely hammaded it! 😭
Hammaded by Q RA October 19, 2022

Hammaded 

Verb used when an individual has absolutely choked a reply to a message in a group chat, damaging all the vibes and the funny. These include, but are not limited to: dad type replies, unfunny jokes, and being an overall npc in the group chat
Lmaoooo he's hammaded it again😭
Hammaded by Q RA October 19, 2022

Ham Handed 

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
Ham Handed by I made the man December 13, 2024

hamdanced 

Drunk, beyond wasted, slightly before shit-bombed
"Do not ask me for advice when I'm all hamdanced. Wait til morning"
hamdanced by Paul May 23, 2004