gruf

A really dumb person

Look he is gruf

gruf by Good friend :)) April 17, 2020

Grufflets

Bits of dried poo stuck to your bottom

“My horse has grufflets”
“Horse shoe me!”

Grufflets by RastamouseYoYoYo69 666 October 27, 2020

gruffle 

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

gruffle by erik November 23, 2004

Tickled Gruffy 

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch

Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.

Tickled Gruffy by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

Goat's Gruff 

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

Goat's Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Gruff-knot 

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

Gruff-knot by Tylerstein October 6, 2006

Grufkin 

midget with a top hat and puts nail polish on it's eyelids. typically wears overalls and has hairy legs. it also likes to dance to yodellers. friends with trolls and can usually be found in the club scene dancing on a table with fellow grufkins. it's children grow out of trees and are born with hammers in their hands. they tend to eat humans so beware.

I totally saw a grufkin at Chesticles last night!

Grufkin by The 3 sibs April 26, 2011