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Todd Googler

A person who googles “Todd” (Usually used as an insult)

“It’s not anything, it doesn’t mean anything! It’s not even offensive!” ~ Brewis Ginley

The perfect description of Alex the Rambler
Shut up Alex the Rambler… You googled the word Todd? Fucking Todd Googler, shut the fuck up.
Todd Googler by Anonymous146_ December 6, 2021

Googler's Remorse 

When, after googling something, you come up with offensive and/or vulgar results that are irrelevant to what you wanted to find in the first place.
"I had no idea when I googled 'Bears' I'd come up with pictures of hairy chested gay men. Serious Googler's Remorse."

"I'd be scarred for life."
Googler's Remorse by P Banger October 1, 2009

groobler 

A mythic being that groobles the drivers of Santa Rosa Rd. Stay safe out there.
Went on Santa Rosa at 2am last night and the groobler flipped my car and stole the catalytic converter.
groobler by Agent Dale Cooper June 22, 2022

Googlers 

Googlers (goo-guh-lurs) noun. The magnification reading glasses nerds wear in order to see their cellphone screens while googling.
John can I borrow your googlers for a second so I can google that.
Googlers by Dragonlady58 January 30, 2021

Gooblers 

Little Men that sprout out of your body
Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"
Gooblers by Grandmas Arthritis June 29, 2020
An employee working at Google. Employee benefits include free massages, gourmet food, no set working hours, constant talks from presidential candidates and tons of other famous people, and really high salary.
"Welcome to Google, the land of bunnies and rainbows!" -a typical Googler
Googler by Swami Mehadevan June 11, 2008