googlamos

Portuguese term for telling someone to google their genitals.

Epá, googlamos!

googlamos by Slothminds February 18, 2009

googlenosis 

Self diagnosis of a critical or terminal illness upon entering symptoms into Google.

After I entered blurry vision into Google, my Googlenosis was brain tumor. I've got to get to the doctor fast!

googlenosis by Paige F. Enimore August 22, 2011

googlemoogle 

used in stead of "mother of god"

great googlemoogle she's ugly

googlemoogle by DAY July 5, 2003

Googamortis 

That feeling you get when Google's broken.

*type in search terms and hit enter*

Muh?

*reload*

What the...?

*try another site*

Oh shit. I got googamortis.

Googamortis by KapnK October 20, 2010

googleosophy 

Investigation, discovery, and pursuit of all that rocks on the Internet. One who practices this art is a googler.

"I'll research (fill in blank) on the net, I have a degree in Googleosophy."

googleosophy by IYF May 22, 2005

Goochamos 

Is a decendent from a line of words used in slang meaning "good" or "how are you?" Starting from "what's up?" evolving to "whats good?" to "whats gucci?" to "Goochamos". It can be used in many different styles of context.

Dude, I think the cops are following us.

Nah, were goochamos.

or,

How you feeling man?

GOOCHAMOS

or,

Dude, I cant believe we both banged Tracey!

Yea man that Eiffel Tower was goochamos

Goochamos by D. RizZlE October 4, 2012

googlaholic 

one (typically a stay at home mom, with kids that don't need a mom) who spends all their time on the computer doing absolutely useless things and finding all these great new websites and labs and all sorts of stuff that people don't need but this person finds super cool.

dude. my mom stayed on her computer all weekend. she was on when i woke up, still on when i went to bed, she stayed up for 3 days straight on it!

wow, she's quite the googlaholic

googlaholic by mr. cellophane in chili December 7, 2009