A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.
Come on! You know... I Gloyper, You Gloyper, He, she, me... Gloyper! Glo Gloyper, Gloypinging... we'll have the Gloyp Burger. Gloyporama... Gloypology, the study of Gloyper? It's first grade, SpongeBob!
Glowdick
(glō-dik)
noun.
VULGAR SLANG 1. An object used in lasertag, see lazerdick for more information.
2. A dick with the same functions as a glowstick.
“The girl kicked the man in the no-no square, causing his glowdick to glow after being cracked.”