Glord

The lord of the gays, often used in a derogative manner

Thing 1: "Have you seen that shirt Johns wearing?"

Thing 2: "Yea mate, he looks like such a glord!"

by selfhealer February 09, 2010

Glord

God and Lord combined.

Friend:"omfg, i just gave my ex-girlfriend a socket wrench"
Me:"Oh Glord!"

by muchokarma April 13, 2013

glord

a fat over satisfied human or animal who squints and crosses arms in a jerk fashion thinking they are lord of all they see

look at that fat bastard glord

by meatplowinthemorning June 29, 2010