Glord 

The lord of the gays, often used in a derogative manner

Thing 1: "Have you seen that shirt Johns wearing?"

Thing 2: "Yea mate, he looks like such a glord!"

Glord by selfhealer February 9, 2010

Glord 

God and Lord combined.

Friend:"omfg, i just gave my ex-girlfriend a socket wrench"
Me:"Oh Glord!"

Glord by muchokarma April 13, 2013

glord 

a fat over satisfied human or animal who squints and crosses arms in a jerk fashion thinking they are lord of all they see

look at that fat bastard glord

glord by meatplowinthemorning July 3, 2010

glarded 

Glarded funds may not be transferred into an account which is in a tax clode without an inoppolity certificate

Have the funds been glarded in anyway?

glarded by NuclearCrawdad March 19, 2021

glarded 

past participle of to glard

a state or nature of funds

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

My account is in a tax clode, so you will need to provide an inoppolity certificate before you can transfer glarded funds to it.

It's your job as the bank behabling the glarded funds to issue the certificate.

glarded by T.W.B March 20, 2021

to glard 

the act of making one's funds glarded

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

I would like to glard my funds.

to glard by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Glarded 

This means a fund is unable to go into a tax clode without a inoppolity certificate.

Is the fund of $8,000,000 glarded?

Glarded by Auriaboris March 20, 2021