To ejaculate upon the eyeballs of a passed out person. Seimon will dry, given the time of the intoxicated indivisual. in the morning, when they awake, they will not be able to open their eye lids. Glass eye.

"Sonova bitch passed out on my couch!" said Paul.
"Fucker, won't wake up either," dilgently spoke Ray.
"I put sighns out saying, DON'T PASS OUT HERE, PARENTS WILL BE HOME IN THE MORNING!" Paul complained, folding his arms.
"Dude, just skeet on his eye balls, the glass eye," Ray skirmished to say.
Eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town...
Tom Cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, "DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK, I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES! i'M FUCKING BLIND!!! AGHHHH... ARGGGAAHHHHH!!! NOOO!! NO! NOT ME, NOT FUCKING, ME! AGGGHHH!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GAH! AGHHH, NO, NOOO NOOO! PETER PAN!!!! AGHHHH!!!"

And tada, there is a moral to this...

glass eye by Dr. Dong Coyote October 24, 2008

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Glass eye

A glass eye is when you and your buddies are all in circle beating each other off so hard that your eyes become blurry and eventually go blind.

Hey, did you see the new guy?
Yeah, he was walking around the dorm room as if he couldn't see.

That's because he got a glass eye.

Glass eye by Jake 9 May 19, 2017

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Glass-eye

To purposefully ignore someone, to pay no attention to someone, to give someone the brush-off.
Word stems from turning a blind eye to someone. Rather than a blind eye, it is a glass eye.

Tarquin invited me out tonight but I gave him the glass-eye because I don't like him and he smells of feet.
I had a text from Jenny but I just gave it the glass-eye.

Glass-eye by Rick4291 April 11, 2008

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Foggy Glass Eye

When you fart during a 69.

How was your night Aaron? “Horrible, my girl gave me a foggy glass eye.”

Foggy Glass Eye by J Kregg October 6, 2020

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