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GILF complex 

A GILF complex is the guilty desire to fuck Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. As experienced by Liberal males, the GILF complex can be deeply troubling.
"Although her big splotchy moo cow blouse was a bit disconcerting, I experienced full turgidity as Governor Palin bent over to pick up her speech notes. Palin's saucy hausfrau ass just sort of sprung out at me from heavy polyester bondage- POW! And just as quickly, there it was- the ol' GILF complex.
GILF complex by Mo Dixley October 19, 2008
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Hey Baker, when Bristol pops out that baby, Sarah Palin will be such a royal gilf!
gilf by Otis Browning February 20, 2009
Acronym for "Grannies I'd like to fuck anally". It's a word used to design a well-conservated women over 60 years-old. You'd like to fuck her anally, because:
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.
Holy Shit! Remerber the Gilf of the other day? Well guess what, she's pregnant now. From now, I'm only hunting Gilfa's.
gilfa by |Pete| January 24, 2007
Has the power to control a situation just by the power of their mind. They also can tell if someone is lying or trying to fool them or someone else, and it is easy for them to find out information by making people tell them with out them being aware.
"As I lied I could tell he knew something wasn't right"
"Did he look at you like a Gilfoyle would?"
"Yes, I think he might have been infact"
gilfoyle by Chocolate tear. January 3, 2014

Gilfette 

Grandma I Love to Fuck, created to distinguish from a GILF (grandpa)
“Hey did you see Chad’s nanna? She’s such a gilfette!”
Gilfette by skunk_toast January 12, 2022

gilfedder 

i just hit some chick over the head with a gilfedder woooo.
gilfedder by sdlashf May 3, 2009