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To be homosexual, with long blonde hair, and a lose anal cavity
"Quit being a Geisen and put that cockmeat back where you found it. Also cut your geisen-ass hair and quit being a complete toolbag. Faggot."
by PongoMan October 10, 2007
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geisen

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an sailor that roams the ocean while intoxicated
That geisen crashed his drunkass on the rocky cliffs.
by Rajeev Anchan December 13, 2008
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Gisenius

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A nickname for god/goat Giselle, that is used when she does something neither Stephen Hawking or Einstein would think of.
“How’d you even think of that, Gisenius is the best man I swear
by Cyamonn May 14, 2021
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Geiseks

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The word "Geiseks" (formally called "gaysex" or just "gay sex") refers to a sexual activity between two men rejecting all the physical mental and political rights of the w*men. It's not very common but it's a fast rising among the homosexual industry and meme culture. The advantages of this conclusive type of sex are many:
1) During geiseks the confidence of both men increases more than straight sex with one generally brain delayed w*men. Both men are receiving enough faith for a second session.
2) The happiness of both men is increasing in spectacular levels. With the large amount of testosterone received by both men the mental health is improved more than one w*men psychologist can do for 4 years.
3) Improves the muscular system. By the geiseks the muscles are getting 3 times bigger because of the big weight exerting tension on the partner's body. During sex with the frustrating w*men only the man have some muscle enlargement, but it's small. The geiseks is an amazing way to train and practice the same amount of energy as in sports. Why do you think the discord gifs with gay things are only with bodybuilders...

There are some little disadvantages such as risks of AIDS or Syphilis, also there are some worms(like 20 cm) that are hidden in your guts which are slowly eating your orgams causing your terminal death. But these are just little problems let's not forget yolo!
In conclusion geiseks is really good way to have fun and to reject the evil possessive w*men's spirit.
Not that funny person: oMg, GeiSEkS whEn?!?¿?¿¡¿¡
Actual geiseks enjoyer: Whats should the question "geiseks when?" mean? Geiseks is timeless and eternal. Stop being an attention seeker and worship amogu
Not that funny person: *condemns his frustrated soul in the evil minds of the nocturnal depression, through the stream of his tears shed towards the damnation of a cruelty and ignorance"
by The Almighty Geiseks Innovator February 8, 2022
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GenSen

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Generation Sensible, usually millennials who favour sensible life choices, healthy eating, fitness pursuits, active lifestyles over their parents choices, mainly of getting drunk, stoned and laid whenever possible.
Amanda and her pals are typical of the GenSen.. prefer a nights yoga and mung bean eating to getting wasted at the bar.
by FrankieD1965 August 1, 2018
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geitenneukers

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A word used by Theof Van Gogh to describe Islamists, as the Koran apparently condones bestiality
Those geitenneukers just blew up the London tube.
by professor wombat 2 July 30, 2005
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Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.
Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.
by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008
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