funktatious 

A funk that is contagious| or infectious. This adjective can be used in both positive and negative observations.

Hey man! That attitude is funktatious. (negative observation)

Wow! His groove is funktatious (positive observation)

funktatious by halco October 13, 2009

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.

Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.

fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

fucktationship 

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.

The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.

fucktationship by L'amanda Hug-n-Kiss August 17, 2008

fucktacious 

Fabulous something worthy of fuck

that was fucktacious

fucktacious by Jebus December 10, 2002

funktagous 

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you

dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!

funktagous by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

Fontatious Tolerance 

When your friends successfully tolerate your big, extravagant, or even unreadable font on a messaging service like AIM.

"Oh my god. I was talking to Vanessa the other night and all she did was complain about my font. That girl has no Fontatious Tolerance."

Fontatious Tolerance by RudyBeast December 16, 2008

Functitious 

Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.

Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.

My god, that car is functitious.

Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.

Functitious by DaleLavine February 4, 2009