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Derrived from the names of celestial objects like pulsar, (a massive generator of x-rays), and magnetar, (a massive generator of magnetic fields), the fucktar is a person who is a living, breathing generator of stupidity and general jackasserey. Like his celestial cousins, the fucktar generates stupidity on a scale so massive it boggles the mind and can be detected millions of lightyears away.
Per1: DEEEERRRRRRRR!! LET'S NUKE 'EM TILL THEY GLOW AND THEN SHOOT 'EM IN THE DAWRK!! DERRRRRR!!!

Per2: If we did that, fucktar, then we would cause a nuclear winter and we would ALL DIE!!

(Per2 tries, in vain, to reason with a fucktar)
fucktar by Silkfur August 26, 2014
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More contemporary version of the word "tar", as in "to have the tar beaten out of."
Man guys, Snakes on a Plane had the fucktar hyped out of it.
fucktar by Cam Phoenix August 17, 2006

fucktahedron 

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.
This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.
fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.
fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded 

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktangular

An adjective to describe a situation that is complicated and messy in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Similar to clusterfuck, except an adjective instead of a noun.
Did you hear what's happening in the Middle East?

Yeah, its fucktangular
Fucktangular by lolersaurus December 4, 2018

Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.
"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"
Fucktardashian by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011