foodtarded 

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

foodtarded by gulliblezine May 11, 2006

foodtarded 

A person with common and obvious taste in food.

I love the Cheesecake Factory. It keeps all the foodtarded people away from my restaurants.

foodtarded by thefoodtard November 10, 2009

FOXtarded 

Someone who takes any FOX news report as gospel without any critical thinking is said to be FOXtarded, or a FOXtard.

She actually thought the Muppets are anti-business! She must be FOXtarded! What a FOXtard!

FOXtarded by Johnnyface November 9, 2012

Fortarded 

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

Fortarded by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

foxtarded 

1. doing something incredibly stupid and ignorant on national television
2. treating a frivolous matter as a serious one

Seriously, "anonymous"--a hacker group? Secret website? Maybe if you're foxtarded.

foxtarded by zanonymous August 3, 2007

Woodtarded 

Lacking any basic skill or ability to make things out of wood. Poor competence in design and craftsmanship. An individuls state of mind who truly does not understand the concept of measure twice and cut once and generally results in a contractor to repair their repair.

You know Joseph it would be much cheaper building it out of wood. I'm not like you Jeremy I can't just build stuff like that. You forget I'm woodtarded.

Woodtarded by I Am The Ferrett February 16, 2022

foodtard 

foodtard: Someone who doesn't know anything about fine cuisine or is scared of trying new food.

I took my friend with a high school education to a fancy restaurant but they couldn't order anything on the menu because they didn't know what anything was. They were a foodtard

foodtard by Deadmoneyps August 2, 2017