folkin' 

To make up a story

What are you folkin' me?

folkin' by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Fookin Losah 

Louis Tomlinsons way of saying fucking loser to paparazzi

"That's your fookin job u fookin losah ".

Fookin Losah by Fucking loser, Louis Tomlinson November 7, 2015

Fookin Laser Sights 

A meme made in Thatcher's operator video, has become a meme for people who use or get killed by a laser sight attachment.

Lit Kid: "That kid is using laser sights!"
Not Lit Kid: "Fookin laser sights!!!"

Fookin Laser Sights by tobster1155 February 27, 2018

S TO THE FOOKIN T 

Harry from sidemen, onece shouted during a video "s to the fooking T" in response to a question relating to wat comes after MI in MI5. He said s to the fookin t because there is a british artist called mist whos catchphrase is " MI S to the fookin T"

Harry shouts "S to the Fookin T"

S TO THE FOOKIN T by pissbot August 5, 2021

Fonkin 

To be angry, unpleased, or get into an altercation. Present participle of the term "Fonk." Originally from the central valley region of California (Sacramento and Stockton) but became popular in Denver, Kansas City, and Michigan.

That eastside nigga just tried to bang on me, he got me fonkin!

Fonkin by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

Raid the fookin gaff 

When one enters a house with such intent to steal others belongings.

Jamie - ''Im bout to raid deez mans house''
Andrew - ''Sn''
Jamie at door to gaff - ''Raid the fookin gaff''

Raid the fookin gaff by Bludclart Rassclaat Roscoe January 20, 2023

Fookin’ ‘ell

Fucking ‘ell

A friend of mine from London/Italy and his family always said fookin’ ‘ell when something bad or inconvenient happened.

Example:
(*Bill is making a pizza and pulls out the marinara sauce but the jar falls and shatters.)

“Fookin’ ‘ell man! That’s bullshit! Bloody fookin’ ‘ell!”

Pretty self explanatory, just another dialect of “fucking hell”.

Fookin’ ‘ell by ihaveaducknamedwaffles April 28, 2020