flaptuous

Very cold. Does not have an exact temperature, but when it's hella cold outside, could be due to rain, wind, snow, or just lack of warmth.

It's so damn flaptuous out today. Wish I had brought my coat.

flaptuous by dawgz525 December 15, 2010

flatulus antiquitus 

old fart: with all due respect.

Are you coming to the party, or are you the flatulus antiquitus your birth certificate suggests?

flatulus antiquitus by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 24, 2009

flatuoso

A person of remarkable ability in the art of the fart. Tuneful and melodic, A flatuoso is to flatulence what a virtuoso is to classical music.

The crowd applauded as Keith performed his air biscuit adagio in B flatulence minor. He was recognised as one the the greatest flatuosos of his era.

flatuoso by Degenerate Scumbag November 19, 2016

Fluctuous 

used to describe a nice ass.

J Lo's ass is fluctuous!

Fluctuous by DRivas January 5, 2012

Flumptuous 

A happy fat person.

Dawn French is a 'flumptuous' lady. She's very happy and large.

Flumptuous by Bella is The Best July 30, 2012

Floptious 

Something that has a floppy characteristic.

His hair is very floptious.

Floptious by Werd Sewtart November 3, 2016

fatuous 

(the act or attribute of being) complancently stupid

I was rather fatuous watching television all day

fatuous by Bedfellows June 11, 2006