farts alarm 

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

farts alarm by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

Fart Alarm 

The act of going up to a sleeping person, bending over, and waking them up by farting near their face.

Bob was sleeping, so I decided to wake him up with a fart alarm.

Fart Alarm by wolfpacleader1986 August 27, 2012

Fart alarm 

When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.

When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.

Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.

Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.

Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!

Fart alarm by Pelt hater January 11, 2012

fart alarm 

a fart alarm is described as person who is small in height and will typically be the first one to smell a fart because they are in closer proximity to someone's buttocks

"I'm dating this new guy, but he's a total fart alarm."

fart alarm by Holdav May 5, 2021

False Alarm Fart 

When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas

"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart

False Alarm Fart by jobforadonnell June 1, 2010

Fartalarm 

When you and your chick are dead asleep and a loud fart wakes you up and you start fucking

Dude, last night a fartalarm hooked it up

Fartalarm by chanceymadskillz March 23, 2019