eslca 

The most impossible to say word in the world. Try it. You'll see

I cannot say eslca without having a labotomy.

Eslca is a pho-fucking-netic impossibility.

One entity can say eslca: The Juggernaut

eslca by bob bog October 14, 2006

Escape Text 

Text that you send to someone at a designated time in order to offer them a chance to escape a date, meeting, or other event that they might need to get out of.

I have to send Maureen an escape text tonight in case she needs to get out of her date.

Escape Text by ShorewoodScott June 2, 2015

escape ape rape 

This is a near miss in which a possible victim avoids sexual assault by defense measures, such as pepper spray, or avoiding a bad situation!

Susie was able to escape ape rape with pepper spray!

escape ape rape by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Ape Escape 

A game released for the original Playstation. It was the first playstation game to require use of the DualShock controller, which was the first playstation controller with sticks. The game involves you trying to capture monkeys in nets. There are also boss fights every now and then. There are also minigame's which you can unlock.

It was also remade on the PSP, but the only difference is the minigames.

I 100%'d Ape Escape twice.

Ape Escape by Xtreme2252 August 24, 2009

Escape the matrix 

We need to escape the matrix stop the 9-5 jobs stop controlment. be yourself

Top G helps us escape the matrix

Escape the matrix by saussahe November 14, 2022

Queen of escalation

A reference to Taylor Hebert from Wildbow's "Worm" Alia 'Skitter', 'Weaver', K̵͚͕͈̺̖̈́͂́͝͝ê ͍̠̹̳̬̂̍̾̕̕þ̵̣̟̲̹̆̃̉͛̀͜h ͕͔̭͉͛̈́͒̆͘ͅṛ̴̨̣̗͕͂̄̉̌̌ï ͍̮̺͕̹́̑͂͐̉

A God once tried to kill Skitter. I don't see any gods around here, do you?
Yes, the queen of escalation escalated against god. And won.

Once, the queen of escalation tried to deescalate and surrendered to the lawful authorities. Over the next twelve hours, she killed one of the most powerful heroes in the world and a decorated military officer, and forced the evacuation of a square mile of city. She got a medal for it.

Queen of escalation by Bug Bug Bug Bug Bug November 26, 2021

escapist 

a person who immerses themselves in alternative reality; habitual diversion of the mind to purely imaginative activity or entertainment as an escape from reality or routine.

Food, sleep, sex, music, sports, video games, drugs etc. can all be forms of escapism employed by the escapist

escapist by YoungEscapist June 20, 2012