erectus elongotis 

A highly non-clinical term for a colossal penis.

I've got another big date tonight -- with erectus elongotis.

erectus elongotis by Dick Smiley January 3, 2011

erectus defectus

When a wizard has problems getting his "wand" ready.

"Sorry hermione I can't enter your gryffindor because I have an erectus defectus."
"Hermione! I want to enter your chamber of secrets but I have an erectus defectus. "

erectus defectus by Snut17 December 6, 2018

Erectus Dysfuntionus 

A Harry Potter spell that gives you erectile dysfunction

Jordan has been diagnosed with Erectus Dysfuntionus

Erectus Dysfuntionus by Lil_chikle November 21, 2018

Erectus Trouserius

The erectus trouserius, or trouser snake, is the world's most dangerous creature.
Fangless, it averages between five and nine inches, depending on the honesty of its owner.
It normally appears in bedrooms, but can often be found in unusual places.
Its venemous spit can cause swelling that lasts nine months.

"Are you pregnant?"

"No, I was attacked by a highly venemous creature called erectus trouserius."

Erectus Trouserius by Killola October 16, 2008

erectus nipperosis 

The condition of nipples being erect and protruding from clothing.

That girl has a serious case of erectus nipperosis.

erectus nipperosis by Father Nature August 15, 2012

erectus maximus 

Ancient times:The Ancient Roman god whom controlled all erections
Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on

Bob: Sup! Erectus Maximus
Random Guy:What?? I don't have a stiffie!
Bob: your such a liar

erectus maximus by A pile of pancakes September 27, 2008

erectus dysfunctionus 

An intellectual’s way of explaining he’s dick don’t work

Sorry to disturb you, but you must inquire the fact that I have the rare “erectus dysfunctionus”

erectus dysfunctionus by Dan Bain March 2, 2018