e tard 

Someone whose brain is fried from taking too much E.

"Don't roll every weekend or you'll become an e tard"

e tard by raver1981 July 31, 2006

E Tard 

Someone who is stupid from overuse of extacy
Or someone who overuses it.

"Beth is totally an E Tard ... "
"You're turning into an E Tard"

E Tard by T.ShNooKs August 20, 2006

E tard 

An E tard is someone who frequently uses ecstasy and has become a retard because of it. They suffer from rapid weight loss, verbal diahhera, and depression.

"Dont take ecstasy frequently or youll become an e tard"

E tard by kiwi82 April 27, 2008

e tard 

1. A retard (idiot) with an electronic device and/or capabilities (such as a cell phone or a PDA)

2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)

"will someone take the cell phone away from the e tard before he hurts himself!"

Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard

e tard by aparanoidbw December 19, 2006

e tard 

This is technically someone who is not proficient at e mailing, or any communication using the computer.

I kept getting blank e mail messages from my mother-in-law, I called her and she said she's sending pictures, she's such an e tard!!!

e tard by Lisahere November 3, 2006

e tard 

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.

Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.

e tard by lil miss May 19, 2006

E Tard 

An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.

Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.

E Tard by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025