douchenaut 

The term for a person who is a mix between a douche and an astronaut.

One who is such a huge douchebag the atmosphere of earth can not contain them and they probe the outer reaches of the douche-galaxy

"Ted was being a douchenaut at the party last night when he pulled his dick out."

"Look at that douchenaut playing hacky-sack."

douchenaut by Nicholas the What April 22, 2008

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

Douchelation by Raixor February 16, 2013

douchenamic duo 

Two douchebags seen together, often acting as some sort of collaborative team, which intensifies their douchebaggeriness.

Did you see those two guys in the muscle t-shirts and chin straps hitting on that girl? They're acting like a douchenamic duo.

douchenamic duo by Reeseee May 28, 2008

douchenado 

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.

The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.

douchenado by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

Douchebauchery 

The 9am-on-a-Tuesday-beer-pong drunken idiocy that frat life and 25-year-old narcissists create. See also tucker max

Oh great, it's 2am, and people are stumbling out of bars in a haze and polluting the streets with their douchebauchery.

Douchebauchery by Trigjedi January 13, 2009

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006

douchenabling 

adj. to enable someone who's being a douche.
to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.

Sara: Joe is such a douche.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.

He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.

douchenabling by alister August 31, 2013