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donkuistador

A guy that makes moves on women but has no idea that they are doing everything in their power to avoid him.
A group of ladies are hanging out by the bar, your friend the donkuistador makes his approach and you sit back and watch as the ladies try to wiggle away from this idiot, but he keeps his attack going strong...thinking that they love him.
donkuistador by jsharkey January 25, 2009
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chef donkay 

The best thing to ever exist if someone calles out “chef donk..” you must always respond with “ayyyyyyy!!”
Chef donk... Aaaaaaaayyyyy!! Chef donkay
chef donkay by Chef donkay November 6, 2019

Donair Regret 

The feeling in your mouth the morning after getting super drunk and eatting a late night donair*.

*Sometimes pronounced "Bronair" after eatting a donair with your bros.
"Bro, I've got mad donair regret. We shouldn't have bought those last night.."
Donair Regret by DonairRegret22 October 16, 2011

donkalope 

Created in the laboratory of a third grader, it is half donkey and half jackalope. It's called a donkalope. It's possible that Oklahoma is the favored habitat of this animal. It's food choices include sheep, salad, and salad with sheep on it. It also likes veggies. It's favorite drinks are water, milk, and orange juice.
A donkalope is a donkey mixed with a jackalope.
donkalope by A third grade scientist December 11, 2013
Donkam Arder, ally of Stevenamba Tukham who rescued Perrell Laquarius Brown from Bunda Rahma’s dungeon
donkam, arder, arder, filzogeud
donkam by ff22ffa July 4, 2023

donkaments 

A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
Rob: I just played a donkament on stars
Joe: didja win?
Rob: no
Joe: lol donkaments
donkaments by the christ November 20, 2007