deustache

A douchebag with a mustache

That deustache spilled beer on me.

deustache by Beeboobopp June 25, 2016

detached

The ability to keep stressful circumstances and issues from disturbing your inner peace .

She is able to stay detached from all the drama going on at work.

detached by Flaagie April 24, 2017

Detached Cool 

Cooler than the other side of the pillow. To be detached cool, remember not to look at any cameras when taking pictures while you also look like you're thinking deeply about world peace and/or the meaning of life and why we are all here.

Person A: Why does Staan look so deep in thought?
Person B: He's not really deep in thought. Someone was just taking a picture of him.
Person A: Wow. So detached cool.

Detached Cool by mehtaknight August 18, 2014

deutsche bahn 

Deutsche Bahn is the official german government owned train company, that always come late.

Why where you late?
Blame Deutsche Bahn

deutsche bahn by the defenition master June 18, 2017

deusmachina 

If you're really bad at online gaming (e.g. a complete and utter fragwhore) and thus always back at online gaming, then you're referred to as 'deusmachine'. Often also sour because you failed to get into a clan that you wanted to join.

(opposite: Enchiladas - means an online legend, popular for both his talent and flaming ability).

Person 1: Did you see that Deus getting moody last night in slums because he camped the whole match with nades? Stupid deusmachina...
Burros: He's a laggy cockboy. Viva Sweden and Torsk ownage.
Doomtrain: Yep. DoA rejected him. Now, where are those little tasty kids?

deusmachina by DoA FizZaL November 6, 2008

Deutsche Bag 

A German douche bag.

Klaus is a total Deutsche Bag...

Deutsche Bag by Smittytricks December 27, 2010

Deutsche Douche

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!

Deutsche Douche by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019