1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty
application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a
piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at
everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu
on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a
stick up his ass and use him as a
toilet brush.