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A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?
crumpet by suzylou October 25, 2003
she's a nice bit of crumpet
crumpet by lex dex April 18, 2003
"she was a good bit of crumpet"
crumpet by Fluffage September 9, 2008
1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
crumpet by dero-licked December 16, 2004
Refers to a womans vagina
She had a sweet dripping crumpet.
crumpet by crumpetboy October 19, 2004
Never ever to be confused with a Muffin
Not A Fuxin Muffin Dagnamit!!!!!
crumpet by unknown January 18, 2005