1. The science of using a highly trained human or canine investigator to sniff an unclaimed fart and then back-engineer it's food origins to identify the perpetrator from a list of suspects.
2. The general act of smelling a fart and guessing who did it.

Recent excavations in France have yielded evidence of early forms of supernasal criminology. Cave paintings have been found that not only depict Neolithic man smelling the farts of his fellow man, but also smelling the farts of his prey. It is believed that early hunter gatherers would sneak up on their prey and smell their farts before making a kill. This was a means of identifying the diet of the animal and thus ensuring the nutritional value of the meat before bringing it home to his clan.

supernasal criminology by OrkTheFork November 23, 2011

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Positive criminology

A branch and school of criminology that is sympathetic to criminals because some criminologist know a lot of crimes are victimless crimes such as prostitution,underaged sex,gambling ect. In this branch of criminology many criminals are seen as victims of society.

John is taking a course in positive criminology.

Positive criminology by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

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Critical Criminology

A school of thought that views crime and deviance as products of social, economic, and political power structures. It challenges the traditional focus on individual pathology and "law and order," arguing that the criminal justice system itself often functions to control disadvantaged populations, protect elite interests, and legitimize inequality. It asks "who defines crime?" and "who benefits from this definition?"

Example: A Critical Criminology analysis of drug policy would not focus on the pharmacology of substances, but on the historical and racialized construction of drug laws, the prison-industrial complex's profit motive, and how policing certain communities for minor possession serves social control while corporate opioid manufacturers face minimal sanction.

Critical Criminology by Nammugal February 5, 2026

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Cuminology

The study of the art of increasing the effect of orgasmic enjoyment and or delay.

After a year of studying and practicing cuminology, I was able to bang my girlfriend for 6 straight hours without busting a nut.

Cuminology by Onthefence December 9, 2008

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