Cruifinology

Cruifinology, or CruiseToppinology, is an art form and a science. It is the study of cruise ships and ocean climates. To obtain expertise in Cruifinology(CruiseToppinology). an individual must take classes at a Cruifin Institution. The study of the design and model of the Cruise Ship is vital to understanding Cruifinology. It is important to understand the size, durability, and shape of the top deck in order to plan your Cruifin experience properly. The speed of the winds on the ocean are very important to understand as well as the changing speed of your respective cruise ship. Understanding weather patterns are important to avoid storms. Cruifinology also includes a basic astronomy course to understand the night sky that you are viewing while Cruifin since there is no light pollution in the middle of the ocean. It is the inalienable right of every Cruifer to have an amazing Cruifin experience.

Guy 1: Yo over winter break I went on a cruise in the Caribbean. At night, I went up to the top deck and sat there viewing the night sky, the universe. Dude it was awesome!! There was no light pollution! I was Roofin on the Cruise Ship!

Guy 2: Yo you were Cruifin!! Did you check the Cruifinology reports?

Guy 1: Nah I didn't know they existed. But I picked the right cruise ship and it was perfect.

by Daytony500fan February 25, 2017

criminology

Criminology branches off sociology. It is the study of crime and criminals.

"What are you studying For A levels then?"
"I am studing Criminology."

by xctinax December 24, 2006

supernasal criminology

1. The science of using a highly trained human or canine investigator to sniff an unclaimed fart and then back-engineer it's food origins to identify the perpetrator from a list of suspects.
2. The general act of smelling a fart and guessing who did it.

Recent excavations in France have yielded evidence of early forms of supernasal criminology. Cave paintings have been found that not only depict Neolithic man smelling the farts of his fellow man, but also smelling the farts of his prey. It is believed that early hunter gatherers would sneak up on their prey and smell their farts before making a kill. This was a means of identifying the diet of the animal and thus ensuring the nutritional value of the meat before bringing it home to his clan.

by OrkTheFork November 23, 2011

criminology in fuoye

A course with filled with mad people and mad lecturers.

Guy: what are you studying?

Tunde: I'm studying Criminology in fuoye.
Guy: Ah, werey ni gbogbo yin but olorun a wa pelu e.

by Werey March 22, 2021

Positive criminology

A branch and school of criminology that is sympathetic to criminals because some criminologist know a lot of crimes are victimless crimes such as prostitution,underaged sex,gambling ect. In this branch of criminology many criminals are seen as victims of society.

John is taking a course in positive criminology.

by Deep blue 2012 December 16, 2009

Criminology

"Criminology is the study of making the laws, breaking the laws and society's reaction to the breaking of laws"- Edwin Sutherland

Criminology is an interesting subject

by UltimateDoge September 11, 2022

Critical Criminology

A school of thought that views crime and deviance as products of social, economic, and political power structures. It challenges the traditional focus on individual pathology and "law and order," arguing that the criminal justice system itself often functions to control disadvantaged populations, protect elite interests, and legitimize inequality. It asks "who defines crime?" and "who benefits from this definition?"

Example: A Critical Criminology analysis of drug policy would not focus on the pharmacology of substances, but on the historical and racialized construction of drug laws, the prison-industrial complex's profit motive, and how policing certain communities for minor possession serves social control while corporate opioid manufacturers face minimal sanction.

by Nammugal February 5, 2026