crayzn

n. A mixture of the two words crazy and Asian.

Can be used as an exclamation from one Crazy Asian to another:
Kublai Khan: CRAYZN!
Mr. Miyagi: OH HEY CRAYZN!

or a commment and/or compliment:
Mr. Miyagi: Kublai Khan, you're such a crayzn!

crayzn by KLagz July 10, 2007

Crayon Poo 

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

Crayz for Dayz 

Used to describe a really crazy situation.

Person 1: Were you able to get that TV on Black Friday?
Person 2: Nah man, everyone at Best Buy was Crayz for Dayz!

Person 1: Aye you down to party tonight?
Person 2: Sorry, I have to study. Finals week is Crayz for Dayz!

Crayz for Dayz by eyesontheprize19 December 3, 2011

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

Crayon 

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

Crayon by Ikehylt October 25, 2016

meat crayon 

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.

He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.

meat crayon by Metiolate March 17, 2022