crapulent 

Having the aura or quality of crap about it; worthless, full of crap in the metaphorical sense.

"Don't try to sell me on any more of your crapulent notions."

crapulent by Nicholas December 21, 2002

crapulent 

the opposite of oppulent; generally crappy home or apartment decor.

his apartment was completely crammed full of crapulent junk and bric-a-brac.

crapulent by anthony munoz June 1, 2006

crapulent 

The state where one always feels crappy for an extended period of time.

Jake is just one of those crapulent guys.

crapulent by Ryan Mcsmit July 28, 2006

Cromulent 

Used in an ironical sense to mean legitimate, and therefore, in reality, spurious and not at all legitimate. Assumes common knowledge of the inherent Simpsons reference.

Yes Professor Smith, these citations are perfectly cromulent. chuckle

Cromulent by Bradley Yeats, Professor of Linguistics March 15, 2003

Crapulence 

Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.

Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.

Crapulence by kaosmoker June 1, 2020

Corpulent 

Corpulent (Cor-pu-lent) simply means fat however it just makes you sound as if you have a bigger vocabulary and it will confuse and disorientate the person whilst you think up another insult.

Person 1: Wa gwan famalam?
Person 2: Suck out you corpulent wasteman.

Girlfriend: Do I look fat in this?
Manly man: Nah, just corpulent.

Corpulent by NeovenomNick December 5, 2011

Capulet 

Juliet's last name. (Romeo and Juliet)

"I've been living in your cassette
It's the modern equivalent
Singing up to a Capulet
On a balcony in your mind."
-Semisonic, Singing In My Sleep

Capulet by THATgirltookmyname June 24, 2006