Jennifer: "My crimrack is really sore today!"
Wendy: "What happened?"
Jennifer: "Chris went down on me for a while last night and his chin stubble tore up my crimrack something fierce!"
Wendy: "Oh! I always make Steve shave before he rests his chin."
When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.