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Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore 

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

craftmatic adjustible boi 

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.
Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed
“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

catmatic 

the individual who attacks the dogmatic's opinion
Dogmatic: I am drop dead sexy!
Catmatic: bitch, please, everyone knows you got plastic surgery!
catmatic by senhorknositall October 21, 2009

craftymatic 

When you’re home sick in bed for several days and you start using pillows to create a DIY Craftmatic Adjustable Bed.
I used ever pillow in the house, including the dog beds, and I still can’t find a comfortable position for my DIY CRAFTYMatic bed.