crack moon 

Any full moon that falls on the same date as a welfare check.

The fried chicken place in the gas station was really busy today, it must be a crack moon tonight. I hope I have some beer in the fridge because there isn't a chance in hell I'm stepping foot in the liquor store today.

crack moon by DrinkingBen October 16, 2015

moon crack 

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.

Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*

moon crack by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019

crank to the moon

to tighten a drumhead very very tight.

Dude, I just cranked that snare to the moon and now it sounds amazing!

crank to the moon by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005

Crackoon 

A close friend who steals drugs from your winter stash, much like a raccoon in the wild.

Those bloody crackoons been snorting my coke again.

Crackoon by TheRunningMoustache September 11, 2022

crackmonkey 

a monkey who likes to get high

you fucking crackmonkey!

crackmonkey by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

crackmonkey 

Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.

"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"

crackmonkey by Your name December 8, 2003

crackcoon

A word used to insult a crackhead.or some1 who acks fucked up in the mind.or a person who has big black circles around their eyes.or a halfbacked mofo.

"Hey look at Matt Damask, That motherfuckin crackcoon!"
"This time ock is hittin it with him!!!"

crackcoon by Kay kiss kiss December 31, 2004